Tuesday, August 04, 2009
A little, uh, contemporary fiction for you guys…
My name’s Joachim and I work at the Subway at the mall. I make sandwiches. It’s pretty good.
So okay when I was at work this lady comes up and asks for my six inch special of the day, which is kind of to my mind you know a little dirty-sounding but anyway it was Friday so that means she wanted a tuna fish salad sandwich. Some people say they want “my” coldcut combo and it is confusing to me because it is not my sandwich, it is just a sandwich, right? When you come and say to me to “give me your six inch special” it makes me wonder if I am to take off my pants which I will not do at work.